DWP - up for auction (prompt)

The screams and shrieks penetrate through the heavy drape concealing the backstage where Jandrick, examining himself through the large mirror, waits for his name to be called.

When he hears his name, he steps onto the stage, his body glistening in the bright kleigh light, and adjusts the long heavy chain made of 18-karat gold on his neck, the large pendant encrusted with hundreds of tiny diamonds reaching just above his pubis, sparkling as he moves about.

The auctioneer calls, "With a reserved bid of $500,000, Jandrick will satisfy all your sexual desires, in all positions you can ever think possible, and while he's a very versatile lover, he is also a trained classical pianist, an accomplished chef, and a certified car mechanic."

"The jewelry, of course," he pauses briefly, adjusts his tie, and solemnly clears his throat as the women start to salivate gawking at Jandrick's mid-section, "is extra."